Do-it-yourself liposuction is not as effective as it sounds. A Dustbuster isn't nearly powerful enough.
Word tips from Darla: When you're crying about Oprah's last show, you're 'bawling,' NOT 'balling.'
I'm going to be assertive, if you don't mind.
My daughter is using a toxic stinky paint pen on her art in the house. She better become successful artist for what she is doing to me.
The rubber stuff they use on t-shirts? I'm allergic to it. It stinks, my eyes & throat burn, headache. They need to invent something new!
Insomnia cure: Eat turkey sandwiches, take a Benadryl, then watch C-Span
1,824,870 "Like" Money on Facebook. I thought it would be a larger number.
Every year for 45 years, my age has been increasing. It seems to be a trend.
When the Navy SEALS bust in here, they'll find both my exes --Nasonex & Mucinex.
I'm a day late and a dollar short lately, so if you could please contact me a day earlier & pay me a dollar more, that would be super.
First there was spinning, then Tai Chi, now Zumba. I can't keep track of all the exercise I haven't done and won't do.
I'm ready to have a street named after me now, if anybody has the right contacts to make that happen. ;-)
It doesn't have to be a big street. It can be a service lane that leads to a dumpster. I'm not going to be overly picky.
Having to slap myself to wake up today, then will have to file a restraining order against myself.
Dan Akroyd seems like the type of guy who would microwave a good Hot Pocket.
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