Tuesday, October 19, 2010

A rare art joke

My brother-in-law sent this art joke to me. I'm unsure of its origins, so let me apologize ahead of time if it belongs to someone...but you know how these things circulate the Internet. I don't come across many art jokes, unless its the classics - "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it," or "I'm Baroque, I'm out of Monet."

So without further ado, here is the art joke my brother-in-law sent me.


I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists'
canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two
widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"

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